The Nomophobe

Phone Jokes

Over the years, the comedian Michael McIntyre has used the mobile phone for a succession of jokes in his live TV stand-up shows. At times, these routines about phones are the longest in his act.

In this compilation, Michael shares his funny stories about how we use mobile phones in the society we now live in.

“There is no system for the delivery of your mobile phone number.”

These funny stories range from how we try and answer video calls while still checking our own appearance, to the never-ending cycle of the missing phone charger.

“What happens to all of the phone chargers? Someone is always asking for yours.”

The smartphone has led to all kinds of funny situations in life. A device that is so much part of us, now actually reflects the humour of our lives too.